A sheriff walks into a saloon, and shouts for everyone's attention. "Has anyone seen Brown Paper Jake?", he asks.
"What's he look like?", asks one shoddy looking cowboy.
"Well", replies the Sheriff. "He wears a brown paper hat, a brown paper waistcoat, a brown paper shirt, brown paper boots, brown paper pants, and a brown paper jacket."
"So what's he wanted for?", asks the same cowboy.
"Rustlin'...", replies the Sheriff.

The Riddles
1. What occurs four times in every week, twice in every month, but only once in a year?
2. What is higher than the highest, lower than the lowest, greater than God, worse than the Devil. Eaten by the dead, but if we eat it, we die?

Things to Ponder:
Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.

WHY?
~ Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
~ Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
~ Why does the psychic hotline ask for your credit card number?
~ Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
~ Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
~ Why don't penguins get frostbite?
~ Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
~ Why don't they make the entire plane out of that indestructible black box?

TWISTANGLER (Read it fast)
A Twister of Twists,
Once twisted a twist,
And the twist that he twisted,
Was a three-twisted twist.
Now in twisting this twist,
If a twist should untwist,
The twist that untwisted
Would untwist the twist.

Here are the riddle solutions:
1. The letter ‘E’
2. Nothing!

Dandelion’s Tips for a great party:
Guests are excited when the party starts so use that adrenalin in party games.

Dandelion

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